Exploding Underpants!

Crikey! Exploding underpants on board an aircraft! Sure, one of these days, someone is going to come up with exploding calamari ... and then, I guess, they'll have to bring in the bomb squid!

What a terrible thing for Tiger to do.

Crickey! Didn't Tiger Woods make an awful faux par?

Brassie

A brassie is a number 2 wooden club with a brass sole plate. And shame on those of you who thought it was one of Tiger Woods' girlfriends!

Tiger Woods and a round of golf

Tiger Woods, normally, just plays a round. But lately, I'm sorry to say, he's been playing around.

Politicians

Politicians are like railway sleepers - they lie all along the line.