Saturday, January 26, 2008

Graffiti

Graffiti: writing on the scrawl.

Maria Sharapova grunts!

Some dreadful noises emanate from the mouth of tennis player Maria Sharapova. But let's not be too hard on the poor girl - after all, GRUNT is not a four-letter word!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Gilchrist is hot stuff

If you want runs real fast, in a hurry,
Then Gilly's your man, don't you worry.
He hits them for six,
Gets us out of a fix,
And the In-di-ans? Yeah - give 'em curry!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Hillary Clinton & domestic chores in New Hampshire?

No domestic chores for Hillary Clinton? Well, she ironed no man's shirt, but she did sweep Obama aside.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Happy New Year!

Each new year comes with an unwritten guarantee that the year thereafter will follow indisputably. This, along with death and taxes, is an absolute certainty.