Peter Garrett and emissions.

If you think Peter Garrett's utterances have diminished, you must bear in mind that most of his emissions ooze forth at midnight.

Led Zeppelin 2007

Jeez, doesn't Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page wear well. He's still got the double neck ... but no double chin.

George W. Bush and Global warming.

President George W. Bush's miserly efforts to curb global warming look like mere chicken feed. Sadly, at this rate, the chickens will come home to roast!

Australia's New Opposition Leader Dr Brendan Nelson

Brendan Nelson is the one doctor who will probably never tell us that we're not getting enough Greens.