Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Curve it Posh!

David Beckham is a winner, and a nice guy to boot. And he bends over backwards to please his multitude of fans. Jeez, he doesn't half curve that ball! Pity his wife can't show some curvature ...

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Kirribilli Lodge (Nov 19th, 2007).

Kirribilli Lodge: an abode that doesn't bode well for this incumbent.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Rising mortgage interest rates

Bricks and mortar? I'm afraid many a young home buyer's burden is rapidly cementing into a kind of bricks and martyr.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

President Musharraf jails lawyers.

Musharraf seems to think lawyers have lost their appeal.

The Melbourne Cup: horses for courses?

The Melbourne Cup? Huh! I reckon it's horses for curses - mine came fucking last!

Peter Garrett: G Force?

So, Peter Garrett is known as G Force. Crikey, with all his gaffs, I'd have thought G Farce would be more likely.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Comment by "Disgusted of Jarrahdale".(The Australian, Letters Blog, Nov 2nd).

Tony Abbott should be ashamed of himself, using disgusting four letter words like bullshit!