Ben McKenzie booted off tv reality show

This young lad, he thinks that he's hot.
But a singer, he's bloody-well not!
His style and his diction
Brought forth his eviction,
God Strewth! He deserved to be shot!

Baby-kissing politicians.

The Australian Election 2007 campaign is underway and the baby-kissing has commenced. Not too many of those babies can crawl ... but all the politicians do!

What's Johnny Wilkinson?

Wallabies are macropods, which means great-footed animal. So what does that make Johnny Wilkinson?

Shane Warne ain't a "chucker".

NOBODY could accuse Shane Warne of being a "chucker" ... but he does have the odd fling.

Australian Opposition Leader Kevin Rudd

I WONDER if Kevin Rudd could save Australian rugby - he's currently scrummaging about as captain of the Wannabies.