Ahmadinejad and Marcel Marceau

I WISH President Ahmadinejad would follow Marcel Marceau's example ... and shut up!

Horse manure.

I'M pleased to note that equine flu hasn't affected the price of horse manure. Indeed, at two dollars a bag, it is one of the few things that has resisted the ravages of inflation. Prime Minister Howard should revel in it!

Rugby League hero's drug problem

ANDREW JOHNS, you silly man: you're supposed to convert dropkicks ... not become one!