AFL has insufficient clout

THE AFL fails to have clout,
So the bad boys continue to flout
Their job as role model.
The system is twaddle.
It should be ONE strike...and you're OUT!

New Pie-cum-Pizza available

YUMMY! A new pie-cum-pizza is now available in Oz. Reckon I'd call it a Piezza.

Sweet Jesus

BET that life-size chocolate statue of Jesus tastes absolutely.......er......Heavenly!