Ode to Shane Warne.

IT'S true that you could have been thinner,
But a winner, we know, is a grinner.
You're simply the best,
You must have been blest,
Well done, and now please...come in spinner.

Senator Santo Santoro's shame.

SENATOR Santo Santoro's failure to disclose his 72 share holdings was a gross neglect of duty! Well...half a gross.

Hope you're not telling fibs, Kevin Rudd.

RUDD looked like a really big winner,
Until he attended a dinner
With Burke and his mates,
And their troublesome traits.
Sure, now he looks just like a sinner.

Phasing out incandescent bulbs

AND it was said, "Let there be fluorescent light", and there was light, and Malcolm Turnbull was standing in it - yea, the limelight.

C'mon referee!

REFEREES are so often inclined
To be cursed and severely maligned.
It's not that they're daft
Or lacking in craft...
It's just that they're fucking-well BLIND!

Saving the planet

WE'RE phasing out bulbs, incandescent
So our planet can stay viridescent.
Put 'em all in the bin.
You' ll be saving your skin,
And screw-in those globes, fluorescent.