Free brothel visit?

A PERTH man has suggested that pensioners be granted one free visit to a brothel per year. It's an interesting concept, but wouldn't any oldies who accepted such an offer be thus accused of living off immoral yearnings?

Shane Warne on a roll

I CAN"T understand why some people think Shane Warne is a poor role model - after all, he rolled more than seven hundred of the buggers!

MBE's for the England cricket team

LAST year, the England cricket team received gongs from the Queen. This year, they got the GONG again - this time from the Aussies!